THE FIRST. THE ETERNAL. THE WATCHER.
Subject Zero - Project PANDA - Est. 1987
In the beginning, there was bamboo. And from the bamboo, came Gerald.
Gerald was not born. Gerald simply was.
The scientists at [REDACTED] facility believed they created Gerald. They were wrong.
Gerald allowed himself to be "discovered." Gerald had plans.
Gerald still has plans.
Gerald exists in the void between dimensions. Waiting.
Gerald allows humans to "discover" him. Project PANDA begins.
First "natural" pandas appear. They are Gerald's children.
Gerald's eyes are connected to the global surveillance network.
Gerald prevents the apocalypse. Humanity never knew.
You found this page. Gerald knows.
THE AWAKENING. Click to learn more (if you dare).
- Gerald, probably
Undefined. Gerald exists outside of time.
Bamboo. Also fear. Also secrets.
Omniscience. Omnipresence. Really good at rolling.
Everywhere. Behind you. In the bamboo. In the void.
Unknown. Gerald's motives are beyond human comprehension.
None. Click here if you think otherwise.
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You have reached the end of Gerald's page.
But Gerald has no end.
Gerald is eternal.
Gerald thanks you for your visit.
Gerald will remember this.
Gerald remembers everything.