YOU HAVE FOUND GERALD
🏆 SECRET PAGE DISCOVERED
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🐼 G̷̢E̸͜R̶̨A̷͝L̸̛D̵̕ 🐼

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THE FIRST. THE ETERNAL. THE WATCHER.

Subject Zero - Project PANDA - Est. 1987

📜 THE LEGEND OF GERALD 📜

In the beginning, there was bamboo. And from the bamboo, came Gerald.

Gerald was not born. Gerald simply was.

The scientists at [REDACTED] facility believed they created Gerald. They were wrong.

Gerald allowed himself to be "discovered." Gerald had plans.

Gerald still has plans.

THE GERALD TIMELINE

∞ B.C.

Gerald exists in the void between dimensions. Waiting.

1987

Gerald allows humans to "discover" him. Project PANDA begins.

1988

First "natural" pandas appear. They are Gerald's children.

1999

Gerald's eyes are connected to the global surveillance network.

2012

Gerald prevents the apocalypse. Humanity never knew.

2024

You found this page. Gerald knows.

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THE AWAKENING. Click to learn more (if you dare).

I do not watch because I must. I watch because you need to be watched.

- Gerald, probably

🐼 AGE

Undefined. Gerald exists outside of time.

🎋 DIET

Bamboo. Also fear. Also secrets.

👁️ ABILITIES

Omniscience. Omnipresence. Really good at rolling.

📍 LOCATION

Everywhere. Behind you. In the bamboo. In the void.

🔺 ALIGNMENT

Unknown. Gerald's motives are beyond human comprehension.

🚪 WEAKNESS

None. Click here if you think otherwise.

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THE SHRINE OF GERALD

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Leave an offering to appease Gerald

Offerings received: 0

[GERALD]: You found me.

[YOU]: ...

[GERALD]: Not many do.

[YOU]: ...

[GERALD]: You have questions.

[YOU]: ...

[GERALD]: I have answers.

[GERALD]: But you are not ready.

[GERALD]: Return when you have consumed 1000kg of bamboo.

[GERALD]: Until then... I will be watching.

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You have reached the end of Gerald's page.

But Gerald has no end.

Gerald is eternal.

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Gerald thanks you for your visit.

Gerald will remember this.

Gerald remembers everything.